Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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