Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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