I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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