So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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