I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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