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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better

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(918): i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better http://tfl.nu/xhei

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.

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(717): everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve. http://tfl.nu/thtu

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(904): View more from Florida

ID DO HER

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SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK

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(904): ID DO HER (1-904): SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK http://tfl.nu/y38s

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.

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(318): I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry. http://tfl.nu/98cc

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.

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(615): Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night. http://tfl.nu/5pdk

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(515): View more from Iowa

This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.

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(515): This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking. http://tfl.nu/zh63

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(518): View more from New York

I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.

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(518): I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being. http://tfl.nu/lv2s

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(732): View more from New Jersey

thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.

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(732): thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air. http://tfl.nu/4jlr

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(512): View more from Texas

Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.

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(512): Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it. http://tfl.nu/4ruk

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(941): View more from Florida

You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.

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(941): You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard. http://tfl.nu/vxrl

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.

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(414): This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick. http://tfl.nu/x6x1

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.

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(920): Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience. http://tfl.nu/3t0z

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(208): View more from Idaho

Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!

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(208): Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!! http://tfl.nu/fdif

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(905): View more from Ontario

Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.

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(905): Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward. http://tfl.nu/zy4k

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We were licking ciroc off the poker table

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(908): We were licking ciroc off the poker table http://tfl.nu/515k

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