what if every blade of grass was a penis?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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