Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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