So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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