Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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