I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He did a backflip because drugs
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