omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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