I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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