my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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