Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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