Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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