I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
