No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
