Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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