So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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