This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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