Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
