He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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