its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So vagazzling was a success
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Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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