Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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