Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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