The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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