How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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