Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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