I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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