belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties