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I bet he comes in French.

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(626): I bet he comes in French. http://tfl.nu/k7nd

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What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?

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A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!

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(775): What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS? (1-775): A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass! http://tfl.nu/lvgp

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HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.

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(205): HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine. http://tfl.nu/o3j9

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I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles

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(612): I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles http://tfl.nu/ysmu

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My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.

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(850): My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated. http://tfl.nu/7uws

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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.

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(417): I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat. http://tfl.nu/8r9j

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Found your pants in the mailbox

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What were my pants doing in the mailbox?

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I don't know but there's postage on them

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(516): Found your pants in the mailbox (646): What were my pants doing in the mailbox? (516): I don't know but there's postage on them http://tfl.nu/6yt8

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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...

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(240): I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette... http://tfl.nu/tjl0

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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.

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(901): I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas. http://tfl.nu/166i

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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever

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(781): Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever http://tfl.nu/l0sc

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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.

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(615): The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment. http://tfl.nu/6ofo

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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta

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(347): Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta http://tfl.nu/zwtd

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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.

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(724): She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her. http://tfl.nu/mjsv

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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.

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(901): She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right. http://tfl.nu/eqzr

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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.

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(619): Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman. http://tfl.nu/nljs

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