There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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