What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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