i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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