I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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