As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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