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I thought spray tan was a myth

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?

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You know, something that only happens in Jersey

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.

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pants will make it better? really?

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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.

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(813): View more from Florida

It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.

(407): View more from Florida

That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!

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