Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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