To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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