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Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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