I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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