i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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