i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
