She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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