windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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