Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
how drunk are you?
Several
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
its liver damage thursday
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