I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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