try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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