the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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