guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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