i think my mom watched the whole time
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
